A style request for men

<-----Avoid this with every ounce of being.
Men, for the love of God, please try to wear some real clothes when you step out of the house for a night out. A evening out with a beautiful woman should make you want a little something more for yourself, and more for your lady. If you don't have one, you may gain the attention of one by avoiding any of the items below on your night out. 

Things to avoid

1. Jogging pants

2. Flip flops

3. Visors

4. Sneakers LeBron James wears in 2009

5. Sneakers Michael Jordan wore in 1989

6. A Steelers sideline jacket

7. Official licensed NCAA apparel of any university, college or academy.

8. White tank tops!!!

9. Exposed undergarments

10. An entire bottle of cologne

11. Anything mesh

12. Slim is good, if you're slim. Skinny jeans don't work on a 260 pound former high school defensive end. Likewise, a cross country runner looks foolish in clothing size beginning with an X.

13. Men's clothing shouldn't sparkle. It's just plain wrong.

****14. Unless you want to look like every douchebag in Miami Beach, avoid any garment with the words Ed or Hardy***

**Grow up and buy a real shirt

Dressing isn't as painful as one may believe. We should all take a good amount of pride in ourselves and this extends to appearance. Looking like you care really is minimal. What to wear

1. Blazers (nipped in at the waist, sleeves above the knuckles please and no more than three buttons)

2. Dark Jeans (simple, no ridiculously gaudy logo on the pocket.

3. Two dress shirts; one in black, one in white (shirts should not extend past the base of your wrist)

4. Gray v-neck sweater or cardigan (to wear over your white or black shirt if it's cold)

5. Vests (to wear over your white or black shirt if it's not cold

6. Velvet jackets (because it's sexy...jackets, not trousers)

7. Shoes with a leather sole and a toe box that points to something (i.e. no square toes)

8. Or try anything these gents are wearing.